Laughter is the Best Medicine

Dr Robert Morreall, editor of both Humor: International Journal of Humor Research, and the International Journal for Humor and Health writes:

“For many of the religious greats, life was inconceivable without humour. When Abraham and Sarah heard that they would have a son in their old age, they laughed, and even named the boy "laughter" (Isaac). "If you're not allowed to laugh in heaven," Martin Luther quipped, "I don't want to go there."

Although the Bible says "A merry heart does good like a medicine," and Reader's Digest has featured "Laughter, the Best Medicine" for decades, few medical researchers took humour seriously before 1980. Since then, however, many studies have shown that laughter is physically and psychologically healthy. The greatest medical benefit of humour is its reduction of stress. The good news is that humour is the opposite of stress, physically and psychologically. Chemicals in the blood which increase in stress, decrease in laughter. The immune system is boosted in laughter but suppressed in stress. Psychologically, humour gives us a feeling of control, while stress induces feelings of helplessness.”

We have put together a collection of good clean jokes, humorous articles, inspirational stories and videos to put a smile on your face. We’ll update the collection regularly.

Dr Robert Morreall, editor of both Humor: International Journal of Humor Research, and the International Journal for Humor and Health writes:

“For many of the religious greats, life was inconceivable without humour. When Abraham and Sarah heard that they would have a son in their old age, they laughed, and even named the boy "laughter" (Isaac). "If you're not allowed to laugh in heaven," Martin Luther quipped, "I don't want to go there."

Although the Bible says "A merry heart does good like a medicine," and Reader's Digest has featured "Laughter, the Best Medicine" for decades, few medical researchers took humour seriously before 1980. Since then, however, many studies have shown that laughter is physically and psychologically healthy. The greatest medical benefit of humour is its reduction of stress. The good news is that humour is the opposite of stress, physically and psychologically. Chemicals in the blood which increase in stress, decrease in laughter. The immune system is boosted in laughter but suppressed in stress. Psychologically, humour gives us a feeling of control, while stress induces feelings of helplessness.”

We have put together a collection of good clean jokes, humorous articles, inspirational stories and videos to put a smile on your face. We’ll update the collection regularly.

Why God Created Pets

A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the answer to "Where do pets come from?" Adam said, "Lord, when I was in the garden, you walked with me everyday. Now I do not see you anymore. I am lonesome here and it is difficult for me to remember how much you love me." And God said, "No problem! I will create a companion for you that will be with you forever and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourself." And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam. And it was a good animal. And God was pleased.And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and he wagged his tail. And Adam said, "Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal." And God said, "No problem! Because I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call him DOG." And Dog lived with Adam and was a companion to him and loved him. And Adam was comforted. And God was pleased. And Dog was content and wagged his tail.After a while, it came to pass that Adam's guardian angel came to the Lord and said, "Lord, Adam has become filled with pride. He struts and preens like a peacock and he believes he is worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught him that he is loved, but perhaps too well." And the Lord said, "No problem! I will create for him a companion who will be with him forever and who will see him as he is. The companion will remind him of his limitations, so he will know that he is not always worthy of adoration." And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam. And Cat would not obey Adam. And when Adam gazed into Cat's eyes, he was reminded that he was not the supreme being. And Adam learned humility. And God was pleased. And Adam was greatly improved. And Dog was happy. And the Cat didn't give a hoot one way or the other.

Hospital Bills

A man was brought to Mercy Hospital, and taken quickly in for coronary surgery. The operation went well and, as the groggy man regained consciousness, he was reassured by a Sister of Mercy who was waiting by his bed.
"Mr. Smith, you're going to be just fine," said the nun, gently patting his hand.
"We do need to know, however, how you intend to pay for your stay here. Are you covered by insurance?"
"No, sorry, I don't have any insurance," the man whispered hoarsely.
"Can you pay in cash?" persisted the nun.
"I'm afraid I cannot, Sister."
"Well, do you have any close relatives?" the nun essayed.
"Just my sister in Brisbane," he volunteered. "But she's a humble spinster nun."
"Oh, I must correct you, Mr. Smith. Nuns are not spinsters;' they are married to God."
"Wonderful," said Smith. "In that case, please send the bill to my brother-in-law."

One Dollar Bill

There was this $20 dollar bill and a $1 dollar bill on the conveyor belt at the Reserve Bank of Australia. As they were laying there side by side the $1 dollar bill said to the $20 dollar bill, "Hey mannnnnn, where have you been. I haven't seen you in a long time?" The $20 dollar bill replied, "Man I have been having a ball!! I've been traveling to distant countries, going to the finest restaurants, to the biggest and best casinos, numerous boutiques, the mall uptown, the mall downtown, the mall across town and even a mall that I just newly built. In fact, just this week I've been to Europe, a professional football game, the all day retreat spa, the top-notch hair salon and the new casino!! I have done it all!!!"

After describing his great travels, the $20 dollar bill asked the $1dollar bill, "What about you? Where have you been?" The $1 dollar replied, "Well, I've been to the Baptist church, the Methodist church, the Presbyterian church, the Anglican church, the Church of Christ, the Catholic church, the Mormon church, the church of the Latter Day Saints ,  the... "WAIT A MINUTE! WAIT A M I N U T E !!", shouted the $20 dollar bill to the $1 dollar bill. "What's a church??"

Chocolate Chip Cookies

As the elderly man lay dying in his bed, death's agony was suddenly pushed aside as he smelled the aroma of his favourite homemade chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs.

 

 

Gathering his remaining strength, he lifted himself from the bed. Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with intense concentration, supported himself down the stairs, gripping the railing with both hands. In labored breath, he leaned against the door frame, gazing wide-eyed into the kitchen.

There, spread out upon newspapers on the kitchen table were literally HUNDREDS of his favourite chocolate chip cookies!

Was it heaven? Or, was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted wife, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?

Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself toward the table, landing on his knees in a rumpled posture, one hand on the edge of the table. The aged and withered hand quiveringly made its way to a cookie near the edge of the table; feeling the warm soft dough actually made the pain of his bones subside for a moment. His parched lips parted; the wondrous taste of the cookie was already in his mouth; seemingly bringing him back to life.

What, then, was this sudden stinging that caused his hand to recoil?

He looked to see his wife, still holding the spatula she had just used to smack his hand.

"Stay out of those!" she said, "they're for the funeral."

A Short History of Medicine

"Doctor, I have an ear ache."


2000 BC - "Here, eat this root."
1000 BC - "That root is heathen, say this prayer."
1850 AD - "That prayer is superstition, drink this potion."
1940 AD - "That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill."
1985 AD - "That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic."
2000 AD - "That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root!"

Locked Car Door

A woman was at work when she received a phone call that her daughter was very sick with a fever. She left her work and stopped by the pharmacy to get some medication. She got back to her car and found that she had locked her keys in the car.

 She didn't know what to do, so she called home and told the baby sitter what had happened. The baby sitter told her that her the fever was getting worse. She said, "You might find a coat hanger and use that to open the door."

 The woman looked around and found an old rusty coat hanger that had been thrown down on the ground, possibly by someone else who at some time or other had locked their keys in their car. Then she looked at the hanger and said, "I don't know how to use this."

 So she bowed her head and asked God to send her some help. Within five minutes an old rusty car pulled up, with a dirty, greasy, bearded man who was wearing an old biker skull rag on his head. The woman thought, "This is what you sent to help me?" But, she was desperate, so she was also very thankful.

 The man got out of his car and asked her if he could help. She said, "Yes, my daughter is very sick. I stopped to get her some medication and I locked my keys in my car. I must get home to her. Please, can you use this hanger to unlock my car?"

 He said, "Sure". He walked over to the car, and in less than a minute the car was opened. She hugged the man and through her tears she said, "Thank You So Much! You are a very nice man."

 The man replied, "Lady, I am not a nice man. I just got out of prison today. I was in prison for car theft and have only been out for about an hour."

The woman hugged the man again and with sobbing tears cried out loud, "Oh, Thank you God! You even sent me a Professional!"

Bedtime Story

 

Maya was sitting on her poppa's lap as he read her a bedtime story.

From time to time, she would take her eyes off the book and reach up to touch his wrinkled cheek. She was alternately stroking her own cheek, then his again. Finally she spoke up, 'Poppa, did God make you?'

'Yes, darling,' he answered, 'God made me a long time ago.'

'Oh,' Maya paused, 'Poppa, did God make me too?'

'Yes, indeed, poppet,' he said, 'God made you just a little while ago.'

Feeling their respective faces again, Maya observed, 'God's getting better at it, isn't he?'

Obituary

Our church was saddened to learn this week of the death of one of our most valued members, Someone Else. 
       
Someone's passing creates a vacancy that will be difficult to fill. Else has been with us for many years and for every one of those years, Someone did far more than a normal person's share of the work. Whenever there was a job to do, a class to teach, or a meeting to attend, one name was on everyone's list, "Let Someone Else do it." Whenever leadership was mentioned, this wonderful person was looked to for inspiration as well as results; "Someone Else can work with that group." 
       
It was common knowledge that Someone Else was among the most liberal givers in our church. Whenever there was a financial need, everyone just assumed Someone Else would make up the difference. 
       
Someone Else was a wonderful person; sometimes appearing superhuman. Were the truth known, everybody expected too much of Someone Else. Now Someone Else is gone! We wonder what we are going to do. 
       
Someone Else left a wonderful example to follow, but who is going to follow it? Who is going to do the things Someone Else did? 
       
When you are asked to help this year, remember -- we can't depend on Someone Else anymore.

Does God Exist?

 Abdullah entered a barber's shop to have his hair and his beard cut as usual.  He began a conversation with Masoud, the barber who attended to him. They talked about many things and various subjects. Casually, they touched the subject of God when Masoud stated, 'Look Abdullah, I don't believe that God exists as you tell me.'

'Why on earth do you say that?' inquired Abdullah.

'Well, it's so easy; you just have to go out in the street to realise that God does not exist. Listen, if God existed, would there be so many sick people? Would there be abandoned children? If God existed, there would be neither suffering nor pain. I can't think of a God who permits all of these things,' pronounced Masoud.

Abdullah, not wishing to start an argument with his friend and barber kept silent, thinking.  Masoud completed the hair and beard trim and Abdullah paid and left the shop. As he did so he saw another man in the street who had unkempt, long hair and beard and it was obvious that a long time had elapsed since he had his cut.

Smiling to himself, Abdullah returned to Masoud's shop. Once inside he said, 'You know what, Masoud, barbers do not exist.'

'What?' exclaimed Masoud, 'How come they don't exist? Here and I am and I'm a barber.'

'No!' Abdullah countered, 'they don't exist because if they did there would be no people with long hair and beards like that man over there in the street.'

'Ah, barbers do exist,' answered Masoud, ' what happens is that people do not always come to me for haircuts.'

'Exactly,' affirmed Abdullah conclusively. 'That's the point. God does exist, what happens is people don't go to Him and do not look for Him that's why there's so much pain and suffering in the world.'

A Rare Book

A collector of rare books ran into an acquaintance who told him he had just thrown away an old Bible that he found in a dusty, old box. He happened to mention that Guten-somebody-or-other had printed it. 
       
      "Not Gutenberg?" gasped the collector. 
       
      "Yes, that was it!" 
       
      "You idiot! You've thrown away one of the first books ever printed. A copy recently sold at auction for half a million dollars!" 
       
      "Oh, I don't think this book would have been worth anything close to that much," replied the man. "It was scribbled all over in the margins by some guy named Martin Luther."

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